I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
when your mom tells you to do the dishes
Anonymous said: What form(s) of contraception do you use?
condoms, the pill, bringing up Glee
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
In the song Rude why does the guy get pissed that the dad said no like seriously he chose to ask him and there was a chance that he would say no and yet he still took it and got pissed off at him for saying it and goes behind his back anyway and marries her. Maybe if they just got married without having to ask the dad we would’ve been saved from listening to a shitty song every 5 minutes on every radio station