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Posted on 21st Sep at 12:06 AM, with 188,377 notes

nerdytf2girlderek:

The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.

Posted on 21st Sep at 12:03 AM, with 40,420 notes

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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Posted on 21st Sep at 12:02 AM, with 30 notes

besturlonhere:

god im so cool

Posted on 20th Sep at 11:43 PM, with 174,381 notes

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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Posted on 20th Sep at 11:41 PM, with 561 notes

gaarrett:

Make me choose:

callmesexytardis asked:

Edward Kenway or Ezio Auditore

Posted on 20th Sep at 11:40 PM, with 918 notes

Anonymous said: What form(s) of contraception do you use?

rexuality:

condoms, the pill, bringing up Glee

Posted on 20th Sep at 11:39 PM, with 280,200 notes
ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

Posted on 20th Sep at 11:30 PM, with 307,877 notes

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

Posted on 20th Sep at 11:29 PM, with 688 notes

inhaler-queen:

In the song Rude why does the guy get pissed that the dad said no like seriously he chose to ask him and there was a chance that he would say no and yet he still took it and got pissed off at him for saying it and goes behind his back anyway and marries her. Maybe if they just got married without having to ask the dad we would’ve been saved from listening to a shitty song every 5 minutes on every radio station

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